awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

posted 20 hours ago with 35,730 notes

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

• HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
• GO FAST
• NEVER USE BRAKES

posted 21 hours ago with 77,431 notes

how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair

posted 21 hours ago with 184,047 notes

ozzyosborntodie:

can Dora find you a sense of humor

posted 22 hours ago with 10,782 notes

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

posted 22 hours ago with 97,446 notes

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body

posted 22 hours ago with 196,424 notes

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

posted 22 hours ago with 67,533 notes